I was talking to a friend a couple days ago about some new books I’d just received from Amazon. I got Only a Theory by Kenneth Miller and Why Darwin Matters by Michael Shermer. He doesn’t really follow all the “Intelligent Design” shenanigans, so when I told him that one of the books was a sort of thrashing of ID.
He said, “Man… isn’t that horse deader than SeaBiscuit?”
I replied that sadly, it was not.
He said, “Maybe it got resurrected. It died, lay in a cave for three days, and then came back out.”
Laughter ensued.